senyahearts:

Joke of the day: How many hearts are being broken right now? 

Answer: A Brazillion 

(via iwanttosuckchrisevansdick)

yuyukami:

alexanderlightworm:

So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

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(Source: emmyblackthorn, via doctordeanholmes)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via assume)

fandomhoarder07:

EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.
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